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Dress for the Career You Want T-Shirt

Dress for the Career You Want T-Shirt

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Description

👕 We don’t sell T-shirts we sell connections 👔

✔ 100% ring-spun cotton – comfy enough for the 9-to-5 and beyond! 🛋️

✔ Built to last – tough fabric for all-day grind & perfect for printing! 💪

✔ Ribbed knit collar – keeps its shape, just like your career goals! 📈

✔ Ethically made – quality cotton, responsibly sourced! 🌍✨

✔ Certified safe – because you deserve the best! ✅

Washing Instructions

🧼 Easy-Care Instructions 🧺

🚫 No dry cleaning or bleach

🔥 Tumble dry low, iron on low

🧊 Machine wash cold (30°C) with similar colors

Look sharp, work smart, stay comfy! 😎💼

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

✅ FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
✅ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at CareerThreadsCo@gmail.com

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: CareerThreadsCo@gmail.com

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.

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Let customers speak for us

from 8 reviews
Make their eyes roll

My boss rolled their eyes and then ordered the whole team one haha.

Peggy O (Keyboard Warrior)
Career Threads Co
Made in the U.S.A.

These fit so well and aren't too revealing for the office but still let me show my personality!

Kandi K (Wannabe Admin)
Career Threads Co
Promotion Guarenteed

I legit wore this shirt once met a guy that thought it was funny and now he's my boss.

Adam G (Made up job title)
Career Threads Co
Quality and quanity

So many sites don't have my job or don't relate to my day to day. They get it!

Susan K (Night Nurse)
Career Threads Co
Funniest damn shirt

Not usually one for buying shirts that are all text but amazing quality fits perfect and I can't make it 3 steps without someone smirking at it.

Samuel S (Spreadsheet Slayer)
Career Threads Co

Need-to-Know Stuff

How long until I’m office ready in my new tee?

We craft, create and ship within 2–5 business days. Delivery times vary by location, but we’ll send you tracking so you don’t have to stalk your mailbox (unless you’re into that). All done in the U.S.A.

What if I’ve been stress-snacking —how do I pick a size?

Our shirts fit true to size! But for the most accurate fit, check out our sizing chart on each product page. Still unsure? Go one size up—comfy always wins.

What if it doesn’t fit my vibe?

No worries! We offer hassle-free returns and exchanges within 30 days. Just make sure it hasn’t been worn to your 9-to-5 (we’ll smell the coffee).

Are your shirts made with caffeine-infused cotton?

Not quite, but they are made from super soft, high-quality materials you'll want to live in—and pretend to work in.

Can I order these for my whole team? (Even the boss?)

Absolutely. We love team orders, bulk gifts, or workplace pranks. Shoot us a message—we’ll hook you up with a discount.

Why make career office humor themed shirts?

We want to connect careers because the workplace is weird—and funny. Our shirts are made to bring laughs, lighten the grind, and give you something to wear that's not soul-sucking.

Can I wear this to an interview?

Only if it’s a startup—or you really want to leave a memorable impression.

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🧵 Our Story

Career Threads Co. was built for the overachievers, the quietly-quitting, and everyone in between. As recruiters we know the workplace is full of chaos, caffeine, and characters — so we turned it into clothing. Our shirts celebrate the real moments that make work hilarious, exhausting, and worth talking about.

💼 Why Career Threads?

Because your job is more than just a title — it’s content. We’re not just here to sell t-shirts; we’re here to make people laugh, connect over shared career chaos, and feel seen.

We’ve heard every job story — the good, the bad, and the “you won’t believe this.” We created Career Threads to turn that into something fun, wearable, and relatable. Our goal is to connect people, one funny work shirt at a time.

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